Quote of the day - Ann Coulter [Albania, immigration]
"President Bush was so buoyed by the warm reception he was given in Albania that he immediately gave all 3 million Albanians American citizenship, provided they learn Spanish. The offer was withdrawn when Bush found out most Albanians haven't broken any U.S. laws."
Ann Coulter - June 13, 2007
[For those of you that don't get the joke because they didn't teach you about "Albania" in government schools, Albania is really far away from the U.S. and they don't speak Spanish there, so an offer of citizenship to Albanians on these terms would be almost as absurd as the current shamnesty bill for Mexicans.]
Albania and its neighbors (nowhere near the U.S. or its neighbors)
Miss Mexico, Miss Lebanon and Miss Albania - Ok, Ok. We can give THEM citizenship and amnesty, but no one else.
counter added on March 4, 2008